i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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