i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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