rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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