Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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