How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It's blow job season.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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