Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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