Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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