They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize