The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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