Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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