she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Drunk is not a location!
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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