Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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