Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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