this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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