So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You almost got us killed.
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Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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