HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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