I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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