His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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