Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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