Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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