It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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