Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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