Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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