and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
please come you make the beer taste better
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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