What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
4 words: hood of his car
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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