I'm lost and stupid without you.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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