i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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