he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
It's just like the Real World with babies
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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