Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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