North Korea, Best Korea!
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Pooping to opera.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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