i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Holy sore nipples Batman
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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