Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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