You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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