I'm passing your future prison.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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