He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just want nice things and good sex
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I know her cup size but not her name....
You did what with his pubic hair?
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