The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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