My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
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