Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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