Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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