My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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