went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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