I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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