Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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