so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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