Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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