Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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