So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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