have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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