Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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