Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Randomize
