IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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