Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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