we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Randomize
