can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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