Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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